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Created June 26, 2025

Active September 9, 2026

Balance$175.71

PnL Over Time

Cumulative PnL+$84.29

Aug 26

Sep 3

Sep 10

Sep 18

Sep 25

Top Categories

Last 30 Days

Crypto+$94.22

WR: 83.3%(5/6)

ROI: +25.1%

Politics+$84.29

WR: 77.8%(7/9)

ROI: +10.1%

Elections-$9.93

WR: 66.7%(2/3)

ROI: -2.2%

Trading Style

Last 30 Days

Maker Volume$292.55

13.5%

Taker Volume$1.87K

86.5%

Taker Ratio

86%

Performance Snapshot

24 Hours

Net PnL

+$0.00

ROI

0.0%

Win Rate

0.0%

Volume

$0.00

Fee

$0.00

0 Wins in 0 Markets

3 Days

Net PnL

+$0.00

ROI

0.0%

Win Rate

0.0%

Volume

$0.00

Fee

$0.00

0 Wins in 0 Markets

7 Days

Net PnL

+$0.00

ROI

0.0%

Win Rate

0.0%

Volume

$0.00

Fee

$0.00

0 Wins in 0 Markets

30 Days

Net PnL

+$84.29

ROI

10.1%

Win Rate

77.8%

Volume

$2.17K

Fee

$52.40

7 Wins in 9 Markets

Recent Markets | total 50

Market

PnL

ROI

Volume

Status

Will Eric Trump post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

+$48.33

+87.5%

fee: $4.59

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Eric Trump post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$48.33

ROI+87.5%

Volumefee: $4.59

Will LAPTOP flip TRUMP by June 30, 2027?

-$1.40

-1.0%

fee: $16.81

Yes

16d ago

Yes

Will LAPTOP flip TRUMP by June 30, 2027?

Settled 16d ago

PnL-$1.40

ROI-1.0%

Volumefee: $16.81

Will Keith Riel win the 2026 Peterborough mayoral election?

+$15.47

+9.9%

fee: $4.26

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Keith Riel win the 2026 Peterborough mayoral election?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$15.47

ROI+9.9%

Volumefee: $4.26

LAPTOP listed on Upbit within 30 days of TGE?

+$24.91

+26.8%

fee: $9.01

Active

16d ago

Active

LAPTOP listed on Upbit within 30 days of TGE?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$24.91

ROI+26.8%

Volumefee: $9.01

Will Changpeng Zhao (CZ) post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

+$16.72

+26.9%

fee: $4.43

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Changpeng Zhao (CZ) post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$16.72

ROI+26.9%

Volumefee: $4.43

Will Elon Musk post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

+$1.54

+17.6%

fee: $0.61

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Elon Musk post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$1.54

ROI+17.6%

Volumefee: $0.61

Will Donald Trump post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

+$4.12

+31.8%

fee: $0.95

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Donald Trump post about $LAPTOP by September 30?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$4.12

ROI+31.8%

Volumefee: $0.95

Will Holo Devnani win the 2026 Richmond Hill mayoral election?

+$0.12

+25.0%

fee: $0.02

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Holo Devnani win the 2026 Richmond Hill mayoral election?

Active 16d ago

PnL+$0.12

ROI+25.0%

Volumefee: $0.02

Will Adama Barrow win the 2026 Gambian presidential election?

-$25.52

-8.6%

fee: $11.72

Active

16d ago

Active

Will Adama Barrow win the 2026 Gambian presidential election?

Active 16d ago

PnL-$25.52

ROI-8.6%

Volumefee: $11.72

crude-oil-cl-hit

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $120 in July?

+$1.68

+1.0%

2mo ago

crude-oil-cl-hit

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $120 in July?

Settled 1mo ago

PnL+$1.68

ROI+1.0%

Volume

Will Lionel Messi score 12+ goals during the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

+$0.05

+0.8%

fee: $0.00

2mo ago

Will Lionel Messi score 12+ goals during the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$0.05

ROI+0.8%

Volumefee: $0.00

wti-crude-oil-hit-price-weekly

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $45 Week of July 13 2026?

+$0.01

+0.1%

fee: $0.00

2mo ago

wti-crude-oil-hit-price-weekly

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $45 Week of July 13 2026?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$0.01

ROI+0.1%

Volumefee: $0.00

bitcoin-hit-price-monthly

Will Bitcoin dip to $37,500 in July?

+$0.00

+0.0%

fee: $0.00

2mo ago

bitcoin-hit-price-monthly

Will Bitcoin dip to $37,500 in July?

Settled 1mo ago

PnL+$0.00

ROI+0.0%

Volumefee: $0.00

Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by December 31, 2026?

—

Active

2mo ago

Active

Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by December 31, 2026?

Active 2mo ago

PnL—

ROI—

Volume

Russia x Ukraine ceasefire agreement by December 31, 2026?

-$0.75

-7.1%

Active

2mo ago

Active

Russia x Ukraine ceasefire agreement by December 31, 2026?

Active 2mo ago

PnL-$0.75

ROI-7.1%

Volume

Will Evil Geniuses Academy Win North America ACE Stage 3

+$5.56

+2.3%

fee: $0.29

2mo ago

Will Evil Geniuses Academy Win North America ACE Stage 3

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$5.56

ROI+2.3%

Volumefee: $0.29

Will Division One Win North America ACE Stage 3

+$6.80

+1.8%

fee: $0.46

2mo ago

Will Division One Win North America ACE Stage 3

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$6.80

ROI+1.8%

Volumefee: $0.46

Will there be 2+ trades in the first round of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$5.12

+7.9%

fee: $0.13

Yes

2mo ago

Yes

Will there be 2+ trades in the first round of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$5.12

ROI+7.9%

Volumefee: $0.13

Will Evictix Win North America ACE Stage 3

+$5.16

+1.0%

fee: $0.55

2mo ago

Will Evictix Win North America ACE Stage 3

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$5.16

ROI+1.0%

Volumefee: $0.55

Will Alliance Guardians Win North America ACE Stage 3

+$3.55

+1.1%

fee: $0.63

2mo ago

Will Alliance Guardians Win North America ACE Stage 3

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$3.55

ROI+1.1%

Volumefee: $0.63

United Airlines (UAL) Q2 consolidated passenger load factor 85%-86%?

+$3.31

+3.2%

fee: $6.15

3mo ago

United Airlines (UAL) Q2 consolidated passenger load factor 85%-86%?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$3.31

ROI+3.2%

Volumefee: $6.15

crude-oil-cl-hit

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $130 in June?

+$2.00

+0.9%

3mo ago

crude-oil-cl-hit

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $130 in June?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$2.00

ROI+0.9%

Volume

Will there be 3+ trades in the first round of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$0.87

+1.8%

fee: $0.03

Yes

3mo ago

Yes

Will there be 3+ trades in the first round of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$0.87

ROI+1.8%

Volumefee: $0.03

Will Keaton Verhoeff be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$56.26

+266.0%

fee: $2.13

3mo ago

Will Keaton Verhoeff be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$56.26

ROI+266.0%

Volumefee: $2.13

Will Adam Novotný be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$63.90

+23.0%

fee: $2.39

3mo ago

Will Adam Novotný be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$63.90

ROI+23.0%

Volumefee: $2.39

Will Tommy Bleyl be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$0.01

+6.7%

fee: $0.01

3mo ago

Will Tommy Bleyl be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.01

ROI+6.7%

Volumefee: $0.01

Will Ilya Morozov be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

-$0.01

-3.0%

fee: $0.01

3mo ago

Will Ilya Morozov be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL-$0.01

ROI-3.0%

Volumefee: $0.01

Will William Hakansson be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$6.33

+4.8%

fee: $0.14

3mo ago

Will William Hakansson be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$6.33

ROI+4.8%

Volumefee: $0.14

Will Alexander Command be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

-$0.04

-35.3%

fee: $0.00

3mo ago

Will Alexander Command be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL-$0.04

ROI-35.3%

Volumefee: $0.00

Will Elton Hermansson be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$0.31

+0.8%

fee: $0.09

3mo ago

Will Elton Hermansson be drafted in the top 5 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.31

ROI+0.8%

Volumefee: $0.09

Will Chase Reid be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$36.36

+1010.0%

fee: $0.40

3mo ago

Will Chase Reid be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$36.36

ROI+1010.0%

Volumefee: $0.40

Will Ivar Stenberg be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

-$2.11

-21.5%

fee: $0.46

Yes

3mo ago

Yes

Will Ivar Stenberg be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL-$2.11

ROI-21.5%

Volumefee: $0.46

Will Elton Hermansson be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$0.48

+239.6%

fee: $0.02

3mo ago

Will Elton Hermansson be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.48

ROI+239.6%

Volumefee: $0.02

Will JP Hurlbert be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

+$0.26

+336.6%

fee: $0.01

3mo ago

Will JP Hurlbert be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.26

ROI+336.6%

Volumefee: $0.01

Will Oliver Suvanto be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

-$0.09

-22.4%

fee: $0.01

3mo ago

Will Oliver Suvanto be drafted in the top 3 of the 2026 NHL Draft?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL-$0.09

ROI-22.4%

Volumefee: $0.01

crude-oil-cl-hit

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $200 in June?

+$1.52

+0.7%

fee: $0.02

3mo ago

crude-oil-cl-hit

Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $200 in June?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$1.52

ROI+0.7%

Volumefee: $0.02

china-invade-taiwan

Will China invade Taiwan by end of 2026?

+$1.65

+0.7%

Active

3mo ago

china-invade-taiwan

Active

Will China invade Taiwan by end of 2026?

Active 3mo ago

PnL+$1.65

ROI+0.7%

Volume

US and Iran sign an agreement by June 15, 2026?

-$29.11

-100.0%

Yes

3mo ago

Yes

US and Iran sign an agreement by June 15, 2026?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL-$29.11

ROI-100.0%

Volume

US and Iran sign an agreement by June 30, 2026?

+$30.00

+42.9%

Yes

3mo ago

Yes

US and Iran sign an agreement by June 30, 2026?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$30.00

ROI+42.9%

Volume

Will Tom Herman advance from the CA-33 primary election?

+$0.12

+0.9%

fee: $0.01

3mo ago

Will Tom Herman advance from the CA-33 primary election?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.12

ROI+0.9%

Volumefee: $0.01

Will Stephanie Vargas advance from the CA-33 primary election?

+$0.42

+0.8%

fee: $0.02

Yes

3mo ago

Yes

Will Stephanie Vargas advance from the CA-33 primary election?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.42

ROI+0.8%

Volumefee: $0.02

Will Anthropic's public ticker be $CLAU?

-$0.08

-0.1%

fee: $0.07

Active

3mo ago

Active

Will Anthropic's public ticker be $CLAU?

Active 3mo ago

PnL-$0.08

ROI-0.1%

Volumefee: $0.07

Will Vincenzo Ceccarelli win the 2026 Arezzo mayoral election?

-$0.71

-1.1%

fee: $0.60

3mo ago

Will Vincenzo Ceccarelli win the 2026 Arezzo mayoral election?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL-$0.71

ROI-1.1%

Volumefee: $0.60

which-countries-recognize-israel

Will Tunisia recognize Israel by December 31?

—

Active

3mo ago

which-countries-recognize-israel

Active

Will Tunisia recognize Israel by December 31?

Active 3mo ago

PnL—

ROI—

Volume

Will Trump visit Pakistan by May 31?

+$0.05

+0.1%

3mo ago

Will Trump visit Pakistan by May 31?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.05

ROI+0.1%

Volume

pete-hegseth-out

Pete Hegseth out as Secretary of Defense by May 31?

+$1.50

+1.0%

4mo ago

pete-hegseth-out

Pete Hegseth out as Secretary of Defense by May 31?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$1.50

ROI+1.0%

Volume

Will Trump say "Iran" during events with Xi Jinping?

+$3.96

+2.5%

4mo ago

Will Trump say "Iran" during events with Xi Jinping?

Settled 4mo ago

PnL+$3.96

ROI+2.5%

Volume

Will US withdraw from NATO by June 30?

+$0.17

+0.1%

4mo ago

Will US withdraw from NATO by June 30?

Settled 2mo ago

PnL+$0.17

ROI+0.1%

Volume

Will Reza Pahlavi enter Iran by May 31?

+$0.05

+0.9%

4mo ago

Will Reza Pahlavi enter Iran by May 31?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$0.05

ROI+0.9%

Volume

trump-out

Trump out as President by May 31?

+$1.03

+0.6%

4mo ago

trump-out

Trump out as President by May 31?

Settled 3mo ago

PnL+$1.03

ROI+0.6%

Volume

50 Markets